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When will I get my order?
The presale orders will be shipped about two weeks before the release date of our album. Shipping can take anywhere from 3 days to 3 weeks, depending on what part of the world you live
I think I live near you guys, and I don't want to pay shipping, what can I do?
Send us an email at We can situate a meeting in a public forum, cutting the shipping cost right out of your order.
You guys suck!
Wait, what? That wasn’t even a question. And could you be more specific, I mean, who goes through life without a Sucker or Popsicle or Breasts anyways? If you have, we feel sorry for you.
Where do you guys play at?
We play all over Minnesota, but mostly we play Minneapolis, St. Paul clubs and venues.

In the summer of 2008 we are playing through a tour (kicking off this album’s release) that reaches New Jersey.

Can I get your autograph?
Sure, we’re always up to lending a signature at a show!
Who are you guys?
We’re Facing the Plastic, silly. You ask like you haven’t heard of us. We’re almost as common as table salt.
How long have you been a band?
We joined forces in 2004. Lots of stuff happened and we figured some more stuff out and here we are now.
OMG I want you to play near me!
Send us an email at We’ll work something out.
Do you play for charity events and non-profits?
YES!!! We love helping out communities as much as we can. If you want to know a list of non-profits we’ve helped in the past or want to book us for a non-profit event, email us at
What forms of payment do you accept?

We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.

How secure is this store?

This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).

Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?

No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.